Grace aka Stinky

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

It occurred to me earlier that I haven't posted any pictures of Grace since we adopted out her brother and sister. Here she is in all her glory.

Grace is what I like to call "special" in many ways. First, there's the stench. Grace has this built in defense mechanism or what some people call gas. Whenever you startle her she emits this odor, which to put it mildly, is rank. Sometimes, her defense mechanism goes off on its own and she just sits around trying to kill the entire household.

You'd think that would be "special" enough, right? Not so much. We also refer to Grace as broken. This label stems from the fact that occasionally when Grace goes to clean herself she screams at her asshole. No, not me. Her own actual asshole. Yeah, it's bizarre. Yet, strangely enough she fits right into our household.

I'm not quite sure what that says about us.


Syd said...

Man, I'd love to see that!! HAHAHA

Jennifer said...

Oh God. You're going make me chase the damn cat around with my cell phone trying to get a video. I'm sure that will go over well with Rhonda. "Honey, what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh nothing dear just trying to get a video of Grace screaming at her asshole to post on my blog."